Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Teeth-Whitening Cigarettes

Everyone's whitening - now do it while you smoke!
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Teeth whitening is the new Olestra. Or something.

Who needs it more than smokers? What better way to deliver said product than via an inherently oral device?

awesomest, May 12 2005


       I've read that Olestra borderline dangerous.
Zimmy, May 12 2005

       So which chemical would you use?
contracts, May 12 2005

       "I've read that Olestra [is] borderline dangerous."   

       Similarly, I have read that certain teeth whitening products are perhaps responsible for a few cases of mouth cancers in otherwise young, healthy people.   

       Of course, I suppose that would only make sense when combined with the product idea proposed here.
bristolz, May 12 2005

       And this works how?
Basepair, May 12 2005

       I don't know how it works! Magic! Huzzah!
awesomest, Jun 08 2007

       Without some proposed method for making this idea work, isn't this a WIBNI (even without the WTCTTISIAM portion)?   

       If you can figure a way to make this:

       I just might bun it.
Freefall, Jun 08 2007

       How does this work? You need some sort of explanation here.
Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 09 2007

       Vaporized sodium hypochlorite.
awesomest, May 03 2010

       Easier to implement, and healthier: cigarettes that stain the teeth brown. Would discourage smoking.
mouseposture, May 03 2010


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