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Simplistic satyr(e), cannot abide Echoes
Used for camping, trekking and hunting, rustic on the outside
but pretending to be clean and simple on the inside, the
Teflon Pan is unsullied by use or worship and guaranteed for
There is a theory that if you eat from it then sooner or later
you'll be screwed.
||[m-f-d] in serious danger of disappearing so far up its
own navel that it emerges in an alternate universe
and begins spewing it's brief text out of the
bellybutton of UB's extremely surprised goatee-
wearing evil twin. (Or in this case, possibly the good
||Don't pan the Teflon Pan.
||To be "panned" by critics has its origins in Pan as the
patron of theatre critics. Sad but true.