Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The Autoboner's Army!

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Beautiful croissant collection, shining in the day!
Alas, I am most disturbed to say
That ninety buns have been taken away
on the most sad day of this depressing life of mine

Twas about seven o'clock at night
And the Alterother raged with all his might.
And the vote count came pouring down
And even the Bubbawock seem'd to frown
And the Autoboner seem'd to say
"I'll blow down your collection this day!"

When the Baker Street Irregulars
Logged on with hope and cheer
Autoboner blew a terrific Gail
Which made their hearts for to quail
And many of the Bakers, with fear, did say
"I hope Jutta will keep safe our bun collection this day."

But when the gang came near to end of day
Autoboner did loud and angry bray
And shook the very core of the Halfbakers that day
The most sad day in this life of mine
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

Etcetera etcetera etcetera.... my God the Scots are long winded!

To be continued.

21 Quest, May 16 2012

"Your Prius killed my autoboner." http://www.urbandic....php?term=autoboner
There's a song within this somewhere [skinflaps, May 17 2012]

Auto(motive) Boner http://abcnews.go.c...g-lasting-erection/
[UnaBubba, May 17 2012]


       As much as the top-billing namecheck
Doth greatly swell my head,
I've never thrown a single bone...

       ...so here's a bun instead.
Alterother, May 16 2012

       I've long been curious as to who it is that bones every single idea.

       I don't do it, even to people I think are serial nuisances.
UnaBubba, May 16 2012

       William Topaz McGonagall has a lot to answer for …
8th of 7, May 17 2012

       William Topaz McGonagall never gave a shit about his critics, either.
UnaBubba, May 17 2012

       I don't get it. Is it an army of autoboners? Or the army of an autoboner?
erenjay, May 17 2012

       It's a thinly disguised complaint.

       Which is perfectly acceptable, of course.
Alterother, May 17 2012

       There's a motorcyclist suing BMW for one of their machines giving him a "painful, two-year erection". I'll see if I can find a link.
UnaBubba, May 17 2012


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