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My cat could seemingly clean anything
from his fur that the
world could throw at it, including: oil,
when he squeezed
under the sump of the car; gloss and
emulsion paint and
variety of dirt imaginable. Once his
tongue was brought to
bear on the offending material, it just
to vanish, the
result I presume of a combination of
physical and natural
The Cat's Tongue product would imitate
the action of a
cat. It would consist of a handle,
complete with reservoir
supply of "cat enzyme"; a throat, from
which The Tongue
would emerge, and a stomach container
for depositing the
removed dirt. In use, the rasping Tongue
impregnated with enzyme and dragged
across the offending
stain. The Tongue would periodically
retract into the mouth
of its handle where the dissolved
material would be scraped
off to be deposited in the stomach for
later emptying at
||Andrew - Golden Retriever Puppy Tongue Toilet paper.... Now there's a big market.
||Dub, did you mean Andrex? now there's a freudian slip.
||Freudian Slippers - walking around wearing your
underwear over your feet instead of your shoes and socks
||[po] No, I was avoiding legal action! I first wrote Andre>< then rotated the symbols (VV) then replaced it with W, to reduce download time, and storage requirements.
||Anyway, what would I want with Andrew's tongue downthere? I've got one in my head already.