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It's funny kuz it's true. |
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Starring Eddie Murphy, no doubt. |
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This sounds sort of like the plot to “An Alan Smithee
Film: Burn Hollywood Burn” (link). |
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Perhaps he could team up with a bespectacled
scientist who, after almost two decades of work, has
hit upon a means of extending the human penis by a
significant factor. Bewildered and discouraged by
the lack of interest from potential funders, he is
delighted to find that a Nigerian prince is offering
him sufficient funds to commercialize his discovery. |
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And lose weight naturally at the same time. The
villain could be the head of a shadowy organization
known only as “T.H.E.Y.”. His introductory scene
concludes with him slamming his fist on the table and
announcing “We DON'T want the public to know
about this secret!” |
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A slew of cheap derivitaves would immediately
follow containing visions where the directors
hadn't quite understood the original premise:
• A film in which it turns out the Pope is NOT a
catholic.
• A documentary film that shows the migratory
behaviour of the grizzly bear as from its home in
the forest, it tries to identify and reach the
nearest public convenience.
• A heartwarming tale in which purveyors of fine
aggregate, and silica-based building materials are
shipped out to Dubai and neighboring territories
in order to establish new orders supplying
these materials to the local inhabitants.
• A penetrating documentary exploring the very
latest in the science of monitoring the prevailing
cook/broth ratio in different societal contexts. |
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I've just received a confirmed order for 400 million
short tons of clean ice from an Inuit community
council. Can you please pass on contact details for
the prince, so I can cut him in on the investment
opportunity? I figure we'll need maybe $1.25M
initially, for warehouse space and shipping pre-
booking fees. |
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Selling sand to the ME is something Australia is already doing [link]. I had also heard of other companies selling swimming pool filter sand there as well. |
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I thought this was going to be an idea about [Dr.
Curry], for some reason. |
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[blissy] I just spit my tea across the room as I thought the same EXACT thing!!!!! xox |
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Is [Dr Curry] from Nigeria? |
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you're all thinking Af. Prince! |
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Yes [po] but you know African Prince...it conjures up old memories. |
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How about A Nigerian Prince named Viagra. Good luck to him! |
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This just cries out to be a Mitchel and Webb sketch, oh, it
is, numerous times... |
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