Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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We smuggle you the Coke. You get the tax free sugar.
theircompetitor, Apr 01 2018

Coke Black Market https://www.thesun....ket-boom-sugar-tax/
[theircompetitor, Apr 01 2018]

poor, poor unhealed chestnuts https://drive.googl...9PZ5hQB590zu0_jeUZ0
not to mention the unhealed macadamias [not_morrison_rm, Apr 03 2018]


       Well, at least that's a more ethical trade compared to the unhealed chestnuts exports from the US(according to Fortune magazine's 128 list of tariffs).   

       I can see them all unhealed and packed into the hold, crossing the Pacific...<shudders>   

       See link
not_morrison_rm, Apr 03 2018

       To do that work during the voyage, we'll send along a faith-healer with every shipment for a small fee. As an added bonus, you don't even have to return them.
RayfordSteele, Apr 03 2018

       Just buy the diet coke and put a couple of teaspoons of white sugar in it - works out cheaper !
8th of 7, Apr 03 2018

       What currency should we accept as payment? In a few years, England's money is all going to have to get new, oblong aspect ratios in order to accommodate Charles' ears. I fear a freefall of the British pound is unavoidable due to the hideousness unless they take emergency action to start their own bitcoinlike virtual-pound.
RayfordSteele, Apr 03 2018

       I'm disappointed. I was hoping this would be a scheme to smuggle raw sugar into the UK by cutting it with readily- available Columbian marching powder.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 03 2018

       Hmmm, 128 on de list, apparently "The combination of 128 means ‘easy prosperity with certainty‘" in China, according to comewme.com.
not_morrison_rm, Apr 03 2018


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