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This is a good idea. It brings back that whole "you're special" thing, though. |
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// athletes from dangerous countries are not allowed keep radioactive medals they win.//
Whereas all other athletes are free to sell them to whomever they choose. |
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and who gets to decide who goes on the "dangerous
countries (sp)" list ? |
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This is a good idea as the loser will probably suffer burns and/or radiation sickness so it provides a disincentive for losing. The gold is the carrot, the plutonium is the stick. |
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Can't we just hit them with a stick? |
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Yeah, and tie them upside down to a tree and tickle their feet. |
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Man, the Olympics just gets better every year. |
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Propose uranium medal instead--uranium is reasonably safe to be around, and (in medal-sized quantities) not possible to make a bomb out of. |
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