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(Rolling in flour, halfbaking my ass off)
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During World War 2 even Hitler cowered before this woman with her fearsome costumes of muted pastel clothes, naming her the "most powerful woman in Europe".
Now the Ressurecting Royal mainly uses her secret identity as the mild-mannered Queen Mother, only using he powers developed to survive Nazi
bombing raids these days to defy countless reports of her death.
Barrister Sorry for 'Queen Mother Dead' Announcement
After defying Hitler himself, no mere barrister can write her off. [Aristotle, Sep 11 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
My Darling Buffy: The Early Life of the Queen Mother
Confirmation of Guy Fox's astounding claim. [Aristotle, Sep 11 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
The Bloodsucking Vampire
Evidence of a lot of bloodsucking - all the way down to the spine [thumbwax, Sep 11 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
||You know her nickname was Buffy when she was younger? Now there's a tv series in the making.
||You're not suggesting that she stalked the streets of old London with a steak (medium rare) in seach of Nazi Vampires are you?
||No. She is the Vampire. I saw her fly past a few seconds ago.