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The Stick em up Coaster

Stick em up, or else.
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Daredevils on roller coasters seem to always wanna raise their hands up above their heads, when they ride the big downward loops.

So I say let 'em have their way, dern it.

A roller coaster with a panel above the heads of the riders, which *clasps* them in hand cuffs, so that the hands are held steadfast above the fun loving enthusiasts’ noggins. (That way they can scream loader, cause their brains won't be working on all that "hands above the head" movement information.)

Plus for us chicken shits on the ground it would look more fun, perhaps.

Easy enough to do I think. (The coaster attendant could walk around with a feather and tickle everyone under the armpit before the ride started to get the action going!)

blissmiss, Apr 22 2008

Bondage checkers Bondage_20checkers
Leather, steel, rope - check illustration [django, Apr 25 2008]


       Better yet, fasten them by wrists and ankles only, spreadeagled, and spin them around. Oh, wait, that's the Catherine Wheel.   

       I have always found it ironic that so many things that would be classified as torture if you subjected prisoners to them, people will line up for hours when there's a charge.
DrCurry, Apr 22 2008

       It is the magic of consent. Context determines so much...
GutPunchLullabies, Apr 22 2008

       Ain't no way anybody's cuffin me to anything but (+).   

       I want this entire roller coaster and the carriages clad in black leather, with luscious blonde dominas with little whips standing by to help us.   

       There's something romantic about converting toys and childhood experiences into SM tools. Just look at my bondage checker's board!!   

       Nice idea, though, to force people to display their ultimate essential desires. The feather tickling provides nice softcore contrast. Me likes it!
django, Apr 25 2008


       blissmiss and moi may need to discipline you.   

       btw - django   

       [This account was destroyed in a disk crash in October 2004 and has been partially restored from a cached copy.] you may wish to tidy yourelf up!
po, Apr 25 2008


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