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The cock punch cartoon show

Like Itchy and Scratchy, or Tom and Jerry
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This idea was inspired by the warm reception here for the "cock punch alarm clock". I had not heard that term but a quick search on youtube shows the act in question to be a paragon of amusement for many. The durable humor value in trauma to the male genitalia makes me think that it is time there were a cartoon featuring exactly this. It would be a descendant of Tom and Jerry, but with the pace of Itchy and Scratchy. The protagonist would be Draggy Zak, a Scottish cartoon dog who wears a kilt that is too short. Dex and Sini would be cartoon mice, his nemeses. In each episode, Dex and Sini would wield mallets, golf clubs, car doors, fire hydrants, tricycles, waffle irons, pool cues, garlic presses, lassos and so on. Draggy would stumble and lurch from one mishap to another, suffering comically cartoonish damage to his boys. As with Tom, Draggy would always be back in shape by the next frame and ready for more.

This would be a serial posted on youtube. There have been explicit cartoons before, but not done in the interest of humor or at least not this brand of humor. I think it would be a cult favorite in no time.

bungston, Apr 07 2008

Cock Punch Alarm Clock cock_20punch_20alarm_20clock
[bungston, Apr 07 2008]

Buster Gonad http://sepecat.info...&dalsi=24&folder=./
[calum, Apr 07 2008]

Picture of A Tanuki http://upload.wikim..._pottery_statue.jpg
Courtesy of Wikipedia. Those things between his legs ain't acorns. [qt75rx1, Apr 07 2008]

IMDB: Heisei tanuki gassen pompoko http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110008/
[jutta, Apr 08 2008]


       Really rather Viz.
calum, Apr 07 2008

       // I think it would be a cult favorite in no time.// Sp: .....oh, hang on, no.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 07 2008

       Excellent Idea! Truly quality television! Also, it could inspire an anime-style spinoff in which the main character is a tanuki -- a kind of Japanese folk animal, often depicted with enormous testicles (see link).
qt75rx1, Apr 07 2008

       I recall reading that Miyazaki made a cartoon about senitent tanukis that do battle by swinging their scrotums around like clubs. Not sure if Disney picked up that one.
bungston, Apr 07 2008

       I think you mean "Pom Poko", which was produced by Miyazaki's Studio Ghibli, but written and directed by Ghibli co-founder Takahata, not Miyazaki.   

       And yep, Disney *did* release this along with the other Ghibli films. Rated PG. The English dub talks about "pouches" a lot.
jutta, Apr 08 2008

       Baked, in the U.S. "America's Funniest Home Videos". One hour of cute puppies, precious babies and dudes taking shots to the groin.   

       Now then, how far are you going to get with a show dedicated to the Vag Punch?
Noexit, Apr 08 2008

       I worry about Japanese cartoons.
RayfordSteele, Apr 10 2008


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