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Clearly this is a metaphor for something.
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Using momentum transfer, flywheels, or some other
whizbangery, this full sized suitcase will, if placed sideways
or knocked over on flat ground, turn itself upright.
The machine that turns itself off
[Voice, Aug 23 2015]
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||What about the self-deprecating suitcase that wrongs itself?
||Good luck explaining that to the TSA agent at the airport
who's asking what all these wires and batteries in your
suitcase are for.
||No problem. Just buy The Suitcase that Explains Itself
version of The Suitcase that Rights Itself
||This is going to be fun to watch on the baggage carousel.
||I would've thought a suitcase that you can't tip over in the first place would be better. Gyros or motion-activated stabiliser legs.
||Can it also follow me on hundreds of little legs, no matter
where I go, and eat stuff that gets in the way?