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Thermite Party Favors for Blacksmiths

Make It a Birthday Party They'll Remember
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Blacksmiths are a curious lot. They love a good party like anyone else, but blacksmith-specific party supplies are non-existent. Most of the time, upon failing (once again) to find supplies appropriate to that special occasion, the party pretty much boils down to alcohol served out of a slack tub.

Until now.

Thermite party favors are sure to add excitement and frivolity to any blacksmith's birthday party. This will help that group of inebriated revelers quickly turn a useless pile of scrap metal into modern art (very likely UGLY modern art, but art none-the-less. The host is reminded he might seriously consider locking up his best tools lest they become part of the impromptu project).

Grogster, Oct 15 2010

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       //Blacksmiths are a curious lot. They love a good party like anyone else....help that group of inebriated revelers quickly turn a useless pile of scrap metal into modern art.//   

       Not *quite* like anyone else, though.   

       Someone could bring them on a plane...
Boomershine, Oct 15 2010
  

       I tried to bring a bag of them on the plane, for your party, [Grog]. Can you please call my lawyer and tell her I'm locked up at the airport?
infidel, Oct 15 2010
  

       Thermite [+]
8th of 7, Oct 15 2010
  

       Not to worry, [infidel], we'll send someone around to pick you up in the morning. Is your lawyer a babe? Be a sport and send her over with a little something out of the evidence locker, eh? There's a good lad!
Grogster, Oct 15 2010
  

       She's already collected a half dozen land mines and a chainsaw and she's on her way to your place in an APC, [Grog].
infidel, Oct 15 2010
  

       Boy, is this gonna be a great party. or what?
Grogster, Oct 15 2010
  

       //or what?//   

       I know! [+]
Boomershine, Oct 15 2010
  
      
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