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our balding pudgy buddy stands at the
urinal. he keeps his head straight as the
door squeaks open. of course, the
stranger takes up shop next to buddy
buddy can't go. he's always been so
nervous, starting real early, peaking in
his early twenties.
but buddy is a genius and he put
phobia to work. he has a method for
dealing with this. this madness.
engaging his mind link, his neck-tie
hums menacingly as it powers up. after
many trials and volunteer deaths, buddy
guy perfected his tieminator.
one blink and buddy's tie strikes lighting
fast, snake style. a bloody eye hits the
floor. the tie gently tucks itself away.
buddy sighs and lets go, lets free, free to
live his life, bastard free.
||a little morbid for my taste. the pun is just ok, so . now if the title had been "theremin-hater", I would click the [+] button many times.
||//he's been so nervous, starting real early, peaking in his early twenties.//
I'm not sure what this part means.
magic //mind link//
||Change that to, oh say, odd number shake activated, and the MFD gets flushed.