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Tiny Chocolate People Sprinkles are like Hundreds and Thousands, only instead of being multicoloured beads, these are modelled as miniature people.
Tiny Chocolate People Sprinkles take the form of all kinds of people in all kinds of poses. There are people reading books; running for buses; drinking
from cans; sneezing into handkerchiefs; peeing against lamp-posts; riding bicyles; staring at anteaters; doing hand stands; waiting for junk food etc. In fact all human life is here, in all types of clothing; men, women and children, and from all ethnicities. Their one common feature is they're all crafted in miniature from chocolate.
This means you can sprinkle them on your toast and watch as they melt into the hot surface becoming a type of delicious brown coating, with the occasional arm, or head, or leg protruding slightly. If you're really keen, they can be individually placed on top of a cake, using tweezers, with the icing holding them in position.
Luxury version features Tiny Chocolate People of a single aspect of society - for example - Sporty Types; Military Personnel; Beach Loungers; Shoppers; Feral Teens-on-the-rampage; Lost Geriatrics (with zimmers); Dog Walkers (with dogs) etc etc
chocolate warriors set
https://www.amazon....xpln=0&gad_source=1
[xenzag, Oct 04 2025]
Beach crew
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233935368055
[xenzag, Oct 04 2025]
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Placing my order now for one (1) package each of Military Personnel, Dog Walkers, Ballroom Dancers, in time for making the next Borkday cakes [+] |
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//all human life is here// |
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So ... most of them are just looking at their phones? |
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Many of them are definitely looking at their phones. |
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Put me down for Battlefield Deaths and Immolations. Nothing spices up a banana split like a memorial to meat assaults and poor tactics. |
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The BD&I sprinkles should come with a deep cherry syrup to complete the panorama. |
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Roman Legions; Afrikka Corps; Viking Hordes; Rampaging protestors etc are available, all formed in perfect detail ready to sprinkle liberally. |
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Alternatively, you could have the Roman legionaries doom-scrolling* inside their testudo, and you could break off for sprinkling only as many as you needed at the time. |
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*"It's over; you won't believe what the Huns just did to Aquileia!" |
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Crowds of swimmers could be sprinkled on dishes of ice cream. |
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Is proof of age required for the porn stars package? |
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Nope, and they come with a free magnifying glass to inspect the details. |
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I want all the righteous in very white chocolate for the top of a Rapturous white cake. |
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I want the rest of us in dark chocolate on a 3-layer red velvet cake with vanilla butter cream and raspberry jam between the layers. Served with good coffee and little fans to wave goodbye to the departing faithful. |
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