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Toilet Rim Device

Leaves everything sparkling clean
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Not what you first thought.

This is a small wheel, attached at the back of the toilet bowl, that springs out once you are finished your seated ablutions, to carefully clear away any, umm... stains.

Half a dozen synthetic human "tongues', rotating at a speed of your choosing, on a little wheel, to lovingly lave your starfish and nether regions sparkling clean.

As you were...

UnaBubba, May 11 2022

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       Holy shit, he's alive! [-]
21 Quest, May 11 2022
  

       Why did I hear this idea being read in the voice of Lewis Black?
21 Quest, May 11 2022
  

       If you want to worship shit, this is your big chance, [21 Quest].
UnaBubba, May 11 2022
  

       Nah, I was given a MAGA hat once and I'm pretty sure that was the biggest chance to worship shit I ever had.
21 Quest, May 11 2022
  

       You win, dude. Did you set it on fire, immediately, in case it was fitted with the optional brain-sucker?
UnaBubba, May 11 2022
  

       Burned it in the fireplace, along with the entire boxed set of Rush Revere books my father had sent with the intention that I would read them to my daughter.
21 Quest, May 11 2022
  

       Jolly good.
UnaBubba, May 11 2022
  

       ew [+/-]
Voice, May 11 2022
  

       As far as shitty ideas go I don't think anyone can lick this one.   

       ...   

       <rim shot>   

       If one could bun an anno...
21 Quest, May 11 2022
  

       Thank you, [2 fries]. I knew you would give it your best go.
UnaBubba, May 11 2022
  

       Where you been UB? Have a welcome back bun. [+]
doctorremulac3, May 11 2022
  

       Why does my best go always feel like number two though?   

       Wait, don't answer that!
I just need to push a bit further and I'm sure it will all come clean in the end.
  

       Plenty where that came from, [2 fries]?
UnaBubba, May 11 2022
  

       Where have I been? Stuck in the painful, quotidian revolving door that is real life. Still there... just popped in to post an idea, and then thought of another one.   

       Stopped before I decided to break my personal record of 22 in a day.
UnaBubba, May 11 2022
  

       Why //synthetic//?
pocmloc, May 11 2022
  

       Happy to harvest your tongue if you aren't using it, [pocmloc]... or Mrs Brown, if you prefer that.
UnaBubba, May 11 2022
  

       sick and disgusting +
xandram, May 11 2022
  

       If artificial tongues aren't licking it, tell Republicans to wait just inside, because Trump always sits there...
4and20, May 13 2022
  
      
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