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Treble clef hairstyler

Warm hair style appliances. They look like flat salad tongs, and people use them to straighten hair. Have channelized shapes in them to produce new hair shapes like treble clef with group strandage or other perhaps celtic shapes
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There is an electrical warm hair straightening appliance I do not know the name of that looks like flat salad tongs.

I think it could be possible to group strands at this with channels, then the hair in the channels would take the specific curves of the mold. Not a crimp template but a few hundred hairs at a time strand reshaper.

Some fun ones might be treble clef or Celtic curvy things. It is also possible that if you make the shapes in your hair that look like beautiful body outlines or breasts that people will gaze at you longer, perhaps improving relations or bolstering esteem.

beanangel, Dec 02 2018


       I am thinking of this as an appliance anyone can use. There could be an improved hair professional version that looks sort of like a sticky tape applicator gun. There is a comb, at an angle, then the row of produced strands (||||||||) then channelize into the warm form mold.
beanangel, Dec 02 2018

       Anything that encourages or enables humans to squander more time, effort and expense than they already do in pointless manipulation of their cranial outgrowth is to be denigrated. [-]   

       Rather than waste vast sums on tools, surfactants, fixatives, and professional trichinological engineering, it would be far more cost effective to spend a tiny proportion of that expenditure on psychological or psychiatric therapy to address low self-esteem and negative body perceptions.   

       <wanders away, muttering and rubbing baldy bonce thoughtfully/>
8th of 7, Dec 02 2018

       FarmerJohn would approve of this one.
RayfordSteele, Dec 03 2018

       //electrical warm hair straightening appliance   

       I'm sure someone, somewhere, has used them to make toast.   

       NB while bleary-eyed this morning I saw   

       "Google AI: Helping people stay safe in times of crisis"   

       at the bottom of Google Chrome home page. It all means something.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 03 2018

       Yes, I would definitely style my remaining hair in the shape of breasts, were it not that my now teenagers would still remember the resulting mortification when it came time for them to choose my nursing home. Their revenge would be terrible.
pertinax, Dec 03 2018


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