the smartest thing in the world that donald trump could
right now, would be to fund the gifting of the following
toys to every american family with children under 20.
set of 3 toys would be a cartoon representation of a fob
watch, monocle on a chain and overwraught extravagant
carved evening pipe. was there such a thing as a
these three toys, should be designed so that kids want to
hold them and they make for lots of funny christmas
pictures in time for the holidays. and trump could send
set out to every family along with an advertising
that encourages planning small business entrepreneurship
and a contact for anyone who wants help implementing
idea, to the local public library where book groups will
read how to get rich by donald trump and have regular
meetings about how to take your anger out by being
productive and building your dream business, especially
that business involves medical marijuana or something
that would preserve rather than destroy american values.
these "get your shit together" groups would be tied
together by the democratic national party at the national
level, but also funded by the republicans as a way to find
a cross partisan project that everyone can focus on to
mend bridges etc.
you sign up for a weekly schedule of political talk,
strategizing, assistive technology learning, free classes
on how to make money, how to build your business, how
to plan for the future etc. and the american library
association send out nationwide tip sheets on how to use
the how to get rich /get your shit together /
entrepreneurial groups to make your life better.
Especially the assistive technology training part of this
would be a never ending job if you are in the market for
that kind of thing.
this should actually be sponsored by the library and it
should be a book group that is cognitively inclusive and
the first running of the book group will produce at the
national level a cognitively accessible version of the book
how to get rich by donald trump or some amalgam of
that and all the other classic self help and get rich quick
scheme books. and it should include a history of the
protestants and the kkk and white people in general.
so you would set up a bidding war between conservative
and liberal funding sources as to who gets to claim credit
when businesses start making money.
and then everyone gets to walk away with three little
three d printed toys that look like a fob watch, a
monocle and a pipe but they are actually vessels for
intelligent components that would be available from
amazon that would turn the toys into smart toys.
the smart toy programs could be a really minimal
education program that would train babies to be either
republicans or democrats depending on who funds the
it could be a grad school project.