Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The constant companion toilet...
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In today's modern world, man has lost touch with his neanderthal past, a time where he could shit anywhere, anytime, and in any way he pleased. The Tug-a-Toilet allows our neo-tribal society get back in touch with our roots.

This brand-new toilet offers a state of the art cleaning service with self washer and dryer. In case of "NO TOILET PAPER!!!" this tug-a-toilet lets you be washed the best for sanitary purposes. This toilet is tugged behind you on wheels with a hernia belt that straps to your waist! This toilet is the LATEST in body fashion. Traffic stops for you.

polly, Jul 21 2000

bumperdumper http://www.bumperdumper.com/
for your car... [egnor, Jul 21 2000]

Indoor version... http://www.davex.bt...uk/spoof/offer1.htm
[DaveSt, Jul 21 2000]


       bullSHIT .. ohohohhh ;)
enveekaa, Jul 22 2000

       that's great!!!!!
celizafinn, Oct 16 2000

       Of course, what about bumps in the terrain and other spill-inducers. Messy.
nick_n_uit, Nov 14 2000

       Lookit that, an outandabout house.   

       Why not just wear a diaper?
Jscotty, Mar 23 2006


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