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In today's modern world, man has lost touch with his
neanderthal past, a time where he could shit anywhere,
anytime, and in any way he pleased. The Tug-a-Toilet allows
our neo-tribal society get back in touch with our roots.
This brand-new toilet offers a state of the art cleaning service
self washer and dryer. In case of "NO TOILET PAPER!!!"
this tug-a-toilet lets you be washed the best for sanitary
purposes. This toilet is tugged behind you on wheels with a
hernia belt that straps to your waist! This toilet is the LATEST
in body fashion. Traffic stops for you.
for your car... [egnor, Jul 21 2000]
[DaveSt, Jul 21 2000]
||Of course, what about bumps in the terrain and other spill-inducers. Messy.
||Lookit that, an outandabout house.
||Why not just wear a diaper?