Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Toilet Scores

Competitive green toilet performance
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I am just using the toilet in a recently built building that gives you the choice of using a lot of water or a little water when you flush. So why not with smart infrastructure and all, have competitive green toilet performance scores on the outside of bathrooms where users' scores are displayed on the outside of stalls or on the doors of bathrooms based on how little water and toilet paper they use, the weight and caloric content and health of their stools etc.
JesusHChrist, Apr 19 2016

Toiletron Toiletron
Baked [hippo, Apr 27 2016]


       //So why not// [m-f-d]: call for a list.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 19 2016

       I don't see any mfd material... but it's a shitty idea.
FlyingToaster, Apr 19 2016

       "And now the headlines... and it's great news for young Carl from Shipping, because after a night out on the beer and curry he's set new company records for both distance and velocity. Well done there Carl, and we're all looking forward to congratulating you just as soon as the medics have manged to re-install your lower bowel. Plus Peter from Accounts has astonished everyone when, after four disappointing days, the laxatives finally worked, allowing him to deposit a Large Floater of truly Biblical proportions. Users should be aware that Stall #3 of the 2nd floor Men's Room is out of service while remediation is carried out ...."   

8th of 7, Apr 19 2016

       Companies would be installing mobile, carnival-style "high- efficiency" (read: broken, inferior) trough facilities in the alley behind the cubicles in order to gain an edge.   

       Seems like an easily 'gameable' system.
Letsbuildafort, Apr 26 2016


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