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Two Bottles of Beer

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Just like a conventional two cups of coffee, except it's beer in this instance. And bottles instead of cups. And possibly five instead of two. A huge improvement.
ytk, May 03 2011

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       [marked-for-deletion] echo.   

       [-] This won't seem quite so hot in the morning.
ytk, May 03 2011

       I give it one hungover +.
blissmiss, May 03 2011

       Five? That's just like a whole new level of complexity. Not certain I could deal with the overload.
RayfordSteele, May 03 2011

       Five? Like, more than two?   

       Does that not contravene Holy Writ? (The book of Armaments Chapter 2, verses 9-21)   

       "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin Then, shalt thou count to three, no more no less Three shalt be the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shall be three Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
8th of 7, May 03 2011

       <as entire Chinese factory switches over to production of two bottles of beer, Ian consults his IP lawyer> There's a haiku in there somewhere...
not_morrison_rm, May 03 2011

       I just bought the ingredients to make 30 gallons. That's two BIG bottles.
normzone, May 03 2011


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