Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Unicorn Shaped Toothpast Dispenser Tube

For those rainbow toothpastes.
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I'll let you guess what end it comes out of.
doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022

This... https://www.alamy.c...te-on-43633257.html
[doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022]

comes out of this. https://think-unico...icorn-figurines-uk/
[doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022]


       The titular //Toothpast// (omission of the silent e) seems to foreshadow the deleterious effects of suspicious dentifrices exuding from suspicious orifices, so [+]
Sgt Teacup, Apr 13 2022

       I'll let you write the ad copy. The commercial would feature that spoken poetically like the intro to a Disney cartoon or something.   

       Hey, kids would love this. Not sure if the parents would approve.   

       Allllthough.... if it got them to brush their teeth...
doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022

       Days of Dental Past.   

       Convinced that cavities threaten humanity, Dr. Bolivar Floss develops an army of artificial intelligent robot dentists that attack gumball machine manufacturers everywhere.
RayfordSteele, Apr 13 2022

       Huh, interesting. Are there caps that have characters on them?
doctorremulac3, Apr 14 2022

       Horse's butt? Really? That's disgusting! Got a link?
doctorremulac3, Apr 14 2022

       Yup, those are pretty gross.   

       I'm thinking more fun gross than just gross gross.
doctorremulac3, Apr 14 2022

       Toothpaste is the wrong colour to "work" coming out of a horse's butt. My toothpaste is white, so... bodily orifice that exudes a white gooey substance... no, I won't go there!
neutrinos_shadow, Apr 14 2022

       Rainbow color toothpaste would be easy.
RayfordSteele, Apr 14 2022

       Why not just capture a real unicorn?
pocmloc, Apr 14 2022

       //bodily orifice that exudes a white gooey substance... no, I won't go there!//   

       I think whoever made the "Unicorn mouth" in the second to last link already did go there. Unwittingly or not.
doctorremulac3, Apr 14 2022

Voice, Apr 14 2022


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