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In the not to distant future, in a strange society somewhere on earth, velcro-uniforms will be mandated. In the morning a person will put on their velcro uniform, walk outside and jump on the velcro-road. This road system is an interlocking series of moving velcro tracks arranged in a grid pattern, one
elevated above or below the other. While navigating the velcro-road a velcro-person presses a directional or exit button on a controller. Upon pressing it a large mechanized puller made of stronger velcro picks them off the road and places them on their desired path via a semi-statically charged metal separator which develcroinizes them from the puller. Other transportation works much the same way, think velcro-inroads rather than elevators, escalators. It's a velcro paradise.
1984 Dave Letterman wears a velcro suit
[xandram, Jan 28 2007]
||I'm waiting for American football with all velcro on the outside uniforms. Try untangling one of those pileups when the players are stuck together.