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Visible Panty Line Cord

When You Want to Make the Right Impression
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For some odd reason, a lot of ladies are repelled by the prospect of Visible Panty Lines (VPL). For some odd reason, a lot of ladies (and sadly, some of the men) consistently display visible panty lines almost every day.

Regardless of which side you come down on in the debate, there are certain situations where VPL comes in quite handy.

GROGco Fashion Nickers is pleased to present Adhesive VPL Application Cord. This cord sticks like glue and is easily applied to the legs, bum, and other ladybits to easily approximate the panty style of your choice.

Did your grandmother buy you some baggy ones (aka "Granny Panties") for Christmas, but you have avoided going to visit her because you were afraid she'd notice you weren't wearing them? Simply apply the VPL Cord and Presto! It looks like you have some ill-fitting boxer shorts on under it all.

Do you prefer going "commando" but want to keep up appearances? Worry no more! Whatever the situation, whatever the style, GROGco Adhesive VPL Application Cord has you covered. [Edit: FIGURATIVELY, not Literally]

As an added bonus, when your VPL Cord adhesive wears out, you will be pleased to know it is actually 100% 50 grain det cord! So when you're done "Dressing To Impress" just pull off your VPL Cord and wrap it around that tree stump you always wanted to remove!

Plus sizes no problem --- ask about our bulk prices.

Grogster, Sep 19 2012

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       I think you're obsessing too much.
DrCurry, Sep 19 2012

       Combine with shameless link and you're on to a winner.
DenholmRicshaw, Sep 19 2012

       I was sent home for wearing these. They said I had to wear something else in addition. So bone.
bungston, Sep 19 2012

       I think the entire det-cord theme needs to explorated further in the direction of clothing.
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 19 2012

       // I think the entire det-cord theme needs to explorated further in the direction of clothing //   

       Burkhas would be a favourite for that, obviously ...
8th of 7, Sep 19 2012

       [bungston] made me laugh.
blissmiss, Sep 19 2012

       What [bungston] does on his webcam is his own business, please don't bring it here.
8th of 7, Sep 19 2012


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