Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Warped weft

<Austin Powers> "It's a psychedelic shag baby, yeah..."
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Fiber optic tufts in a saxony carpet transmit light above a programable luminescent underpad to appear as a simple grid.

Weight sensors beneath the underpad contract the lines of this grid to curve inwards around anything on it, moving or stationary, dependent on weight.

Relativety discussions, impromptu sobriety tests and hillarity ensue.

Dewey Decimal Carpet
fibre optic carpet [xaviergisz, Aug 17 2011]

http://www.global-u...7%20GravityGrid.jpg like this? + [xenzag, Aug 17 2011]

More like this. http://www.lisa-sci...urved_spacetime.png
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 18 2011]

OK, not at all like this... Fiber_20Optic_20Fie...oor_20and_20Ceiling
...nevermind. [Grogster, Aug 18 2011]


       A must for our drawing room.   

Alterother, Aug 17 2011

       ++++ can I skip the sobriety test?
xandram, Aug 17 2011

       No, but you can beat it...
Alterother, Aug 17 2011

       oh, where's QB when you need him? he knew more about carpet burns than anyone (also explosives & turkey bits) if he's reading this - get in touch xox.
po, Aug 17 2011


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