Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Washcloth That Makes People More Beautiful #2

Beautiful face printed on one side. Clean your ugly face then leave the washcloth there to cover it up.
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I'd say put eye holes in it but that would just allow you to catch your ugly mug in mirrors as you pass by. Plus eyes can be very beautiful or in your case, scary ugly so why expose them to the public?

Infused with special additives that add to your self delusions of beauty. Like chloroform.

doctorremulac3, May 29 2019

Washcloth infused with anti nausea medication and chloroform https://images.app....l/H893F55EfSZdF4E88
[doctorremulac3, May 29 2019]


       ha. :-)
blissmiss, Jun 03 2019

       Bun please. (rattles cup)
doctorremulac3, Jun 03 2019

       Croissant for annotation which made me laugh. [+]
xenzag, Jun 03 2019

       (Looks in cup, looks up and smiles) Thank you, come again.
doctorremulac3, Jun 03 2019

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