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White Stick Upgrades
Allows Blind Guys to Safely Walk Down the Street & Use a Toilet Without Contracting Medieval Diseases
It's bad enough that Sighted People have to dodge Medical
Human Waste, and Toilet Seats that have been thoroughly
with Human Waste and more!
It's time for a New White Stick -- one with an attached High
Pressure Washer full of a Chlorinated Antibacterial Solution.
who frequently traverse dangerous neighborhoods,
Extra Taser, Oil Slick Sprayer, and Knockout Gas Attachments
be added to the White Stick for a nominal additional expense.
A Voice Activated High Energy Laser Dog Collar for the Seeing
Dog is also available for Blind Guys with scores to settle.
||Could do that light-sabre noise, as well.
||Your brilliance is showing, though you may not be able to see
it. Bravo, Grog.
||Yes - and it must make satisfying precision clicking sounds as
it's being reconfigured in readiness for the Hollywood
blockbuster that Tom Cruise will be making about it.
||Nice, very groovy [xenzag].