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I'd say put eye holes in it but that would just allow you to
catch your ugly mug in mirrors as you pass by. Plus eyes can
be very beautiful or in your case, scary ugly so why expose
them to the public?
Infused with special additives that add to your self delusions
of beauty. Like chloroform.
Washcloth infused with anti nausea medication and chloroform
[doctorremulac3, May 29 2019]
||Bun please. (rattles cup)
||Croissant for annotation which made me laugh. [+]
||(Looks in cup, looks up and smiles) Thank you, come again.