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Who Needs A Runway?

Tonight, one lucky developing-world community will secure its economic future, right here on “Who Needs A Runway?”
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Representatives of struggling villages from the remotest parts of the globe are invited to compete on a multiple choice format quiz show for fabulous prizes, including crop seeds, livestock, clean drinking water, lifesaving drugs, and so on. For the grand prize, the producers arrange for a paved landing strip to built near the village, and schedule regular supply deliveries for ten years.

Contestants in trouble can use one of their three “lifelines”: A glass of water, a bowl of rice, or a dose of quinine.

ytk, Mar 09 2013

Ibaraki Airport http://www.ibaraki-...n/flight/index.html
[not_morrison_rm, Mar 09 2013]

Wakkanai Airport http://www16.ocn.ne.jp/~wk.air/
[not_morrison_rm, Mar 09 2013]

Joan Jett http://en.wikipedia...n_Jett#The_Runaways
[not_morrison_rm, Mar 09 2013]


       Would tend to make fashion shows a bit boring.
not_morrison_rm, Mar 09 2013

       They can have Ibaraki Airport, $243 million to build and a whole 5 outgoing flights a day...   

       They'll have to collect it, mind you. Ditto Wakkanai airport with 2 regular flights a day, more when the snow melts...
not_morrison_rm, Mar 09 2013

       //Ibaraki Airport, $243 million to build and a whole 5 outgoing flights a day// To be honest, if they can build any airport for $243 million, I'm not sure I'd trust it to have all those little details like air traffic control and baggage handling. Are you sure your m shouldn't be a b?
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 09 2013

       I'm trying to remember the four things that don't do a pilot any good. They are " a runway behind you, altitude above you, airspeed you don't have and" there I forget.
normzone, Mar 09 2013

       denatured beer.
FlyingToaster, Mar 09 2013

       air in your fuel tanks
ReBuildIt, Mar 10 2013

       The village then becomes a sweat shop making fashion knockoffs designed by the winners of Project Runway ?
popbottle, Aug 31 2013

       That's the way it usually goes, yes.   

       "For he that hath, to him shall be given: and he that hath not, from him shall be taken even that which he hath." (Mark 4:25).   

       Think about that, when you're taking delivery of your third Lamborghini.   

       // air in your fuel tanks //   

       "the runway behind you, the altitude above you, airspeed you don't have, and the fuel in the bowser".
8th of 7, Aug 31 2013

       "the meat in your inflight meal."
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 31 2013


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