Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Who farted?

What is the sound of one ass clapping?
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I considered avoiding contributing an idea like this, but it's at least a step up from all the funerary ideas.

This is a weekly, or, depending on demand, daily show wherein an actor is seated in a room of volunteers expecting to, let's say, taste test a raisin and bean mix.

Before festivities begin, from somewhere in the room, possibly from the ceiling, a malady, badly odorous, or malodorous smell is sprayed into the room. Maybe the actor sniffs contemptuosly and tries to blame someone else near him in their entirety. Maybe, like the story of Chunk in "The Goonies", it has a cascading effect. The variations are endless.

4and20, Mar 15 2021


       I was hoping that the 'ass' in the subtitle was going to signal a horse based pun. Alas.
yamahito, Mar 15 2021

       Well {done. Kee}p up the good work.
pocmloc, Mar 15 2021

       I don't want to nag, or be a neighsayer but is this really "a step up from all the funerary ideas"?
hippo, Mar 15 2021

       //I don't want to nag// Hay, that was what I was going to say!   

       Perhaps better lock this thread with a paddock, before it tails off into some kind of race to the bottom
pocmloc, Mar 15 2021

       Yes, that’s the mane thing
hippo, Mar 15 2021

       can the tech that's used to identify the location of a shooter be used? Triangulation?
theircompetitor, Mar 15 2021

       puerile. [+]
Voice, Mar 15 2021


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