Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Window Dressing

stained glass garments
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Yes, that’s right, we’ve got coats, trousers and neckties that glow in multihued colors like sunlight through a cathedral window. These chroma-clothes are made of flexible, opaque, 1-cm. thick, plastic panels, each evenly lit by a tinted diode.

Going out to do some clubbing, to play in traffic or to meet the Pope? Just slip in some fresh batteries before strutting out in your blazing blazer, bright as a Tiffany lamp.

FarmerJohn, Apr 06 2003

sketch of many-colored girl http://www.geocitie...windowdressing.html
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]


       That's the fanciest outfit Annie Liebowitz has ever worn.
thumbwax, Apr 06 2003

       I thought it was Yoko Ono. She needs a matching something around her waist, really. Some sort of plastic belt or band...
egbert, Apr 06 2003

       Well, she was probably around ten years old until I messed up her face - too much playing in traffic?
FarmerJohn, Apr 06 2003

       1cm thick clothing - especially made out of plastic - would be pretty heavy, no?
phoenix, Apr 06 2003

       phoenix: Uh yes...but it'd be a lot lighter than glass!
FarmerJohn, Apr 06 2003


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