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World Domination Database

Stop them before they start
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We look up all of the past attempts of world domination and modernize them. Then we look at all of the current attempts of world domination and categorize them. Then other people can send in their ideas. Each concerned citizen can also send in their weaknesses and strengths for categorization. This way if anyone is doing something on a large or small scale we can check it in the database and see if it is a possible world domination attempt.

I'll extend the olive branch of peace and allow everyone to store this information on my computer and furthermore I will spend my free time to tell you if you should be concerned with any attempts on your freedom or lives. You can thank me when you send me your info.

sartep, Aug 01 2003

Terrorist walk http://www.web.ms11...eepsouth/danny.html
The US government has already identified the terrorist walk. You database should include the world-dominator walk. [kbecker, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

Pinky and the Brain vs Dogbert: Grudgematch http://www.grudge-m...brain-dogbert.shtml
[bungston, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

Secret Hat http://www.halfbake...m/idea/Secret_20Hat
Not that there is one of course [gnomethang, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Bungston - Dunno what all that was about but here is the real result http://www.googlefi...compare=1&langue=us
[gnomethang, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       [sartep], I'm mainly harmless if that helps.
neilp, Aug 01 2003

       I'm not sure I'd trust [neilp] if I was you. He's a dodgy character and I happen to know he has a secret laboratory in his basement populated with an army of minions dressed in grey uniforms
hazel, Aug 01 2003

       That will be your weakness, neilp? Shall I put that down?   

       It's ok, hazel. I'll put everything he does in my database.
sartep, Aug 01 2003

       Coup de monde?
FarmerJohn, Aug 01 2003

       [FJ] speaking French won't help.. [sartep]'s database is omnicient. perhaps.
neilp, Aug 01 2003

       Kan den svenska också?
FarmerJohn, Aug 01 2003

       well, he's bound to a bit. Praat [sartep] Afrikaans?
neilp, Aug 01 2003

       Of course we can [FJ] we accomodate all languages.
gnomethang, Aug 01 2003

       Afrikaans, ek verstaan nie.  
sartep, Aug 01 2003

       Did you want to contribute anything about taking over the northern hemisphere, ravenswood?
sartep, Aug 01 2003

       First point: share your plans with only yourself. Never let anyone know all your plans. And never give out your entire plan to all your followers. In other words, keep your secrets under wraps. This is how information leaks. Just what I've come up with in my many plans to take over the world.   

       Discaimer: I am |\|0|\|-\/|013|\|7 by nature... I get other people to do my dirty work ;-)
Slate2k, Nov 05 2003

       Aiven Oiken! Jaka je soucasna cernou komedii politika?
weedy, Nov 05 2003

       //Slate2k: Sartep already knows ALL about keeping things secret. Especially the Secret Hat. Not that there is a hat of course, but if there were to be a hat then it would be secret. You mark my words. (see link)
gnomethang, Nov 05 2003

       In fact, I bet that's where he keeps his secret plans. Under his hat.
lostdog, Nov 05 2003


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