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Wouldn't It Be Nice

To the tune of the Beach Boys, Wouldn't It Be Nice
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Wouldn’t it be nice to print free money?
Then we wouldn't have to be so poor.
And how about a magic game predictor?
So that we could all bet on the score.
Or if my crap idea was still not hammered
Despite being ill thought out and poorly grammared?

Wouldn't it be nice?

Wouldn't it be nice to have a robot
Who could read your mind and sing as well?
I’ll build a time machine and teleporter
Or maybe we could just freeze over hell?
I baked an idea but I wasn’t thinking
And now my fishbone pile is really stinking...

Wouldn't it be nice?

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray... it might get bunned
Baby, then there wouldn't be a single [m-*-f*-d*] it might be fun...
Then we'd be happy, Wouldn't it be nice?

You know it seems the more we bake about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But let's bake about it...

Wouldn't it be nice?
Fishrat, Jun 10 2012

k_sra's version WIBN
[blissmiss, Jun 10 2012]

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       Uh-oh. Got excited. Baked. Noticed k_sra's previous, similar, and better song. Will remove this after I've hummed it for a week.
Fishrat, Jun 10 2012

       I didn't, because (embarassingly) it's right above this one in the list above. Thanks though [bliss].
Fishrat, Jun 10 2012

       Love HB poetry. Love it. [+]
Alterother, Jun 10 2012

       I love it. Don't delete. Although it is a derivative of a derivative, we all know that second derivatives are useful, at least in calculus.
sqeaketh the wheel, Jun 11 2012


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