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Universally recognized sweatband worn to advertise anti-society wishes. This is for those days when you're in a really fierce mood, or when you haven't brushed your teeth and don't want your breath to be smelled - situations like these. You snap on your "Keep Away" sweatband, and everyone knows not
to speak to you any more than is strictly necessary.
A classic UK comedy character. [Aristotle, Jul 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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||I think a black anarchy tee usually has this effect ... even
though anarchists are some of the nicest people I know...
Did you have a bad day?
||try carrying a weapon of some type - like a shotgun.
||I thought sweatbands were universally accepted as being 'keep away' signs by default.
||It may keep normal people away, but the fashion police will be sure to come after you.