Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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"Wrap It Up" Beer Bottle Holder

To curtail rambling drunk tirades, starts playing that "time's up" music like they do in Oscar acceptance speeches that have gone on too long.

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Tilt sensors in the beer bottle holder sense that the beer hasn't been tilted in 3 minutes and assume the drinker is braying on about something stupid and it's time to shut up and get back to drinking.

Soothing elevator music would start playing through a speaker on the bottom of the holder, quietly at first, then increasingly louder until even the most clueless of rambling drunks will realize they're having to shout to get their point out about government UFO coverups or whatever.

If that doesn't work, it plays a loud fanfare and applause.

—	doctorremulac3, Mar 13 2011

//until even the most clueless of rambling drunks will realize they're having to shout to get their point out about government UFO coverups or whatever//

*I'll* be the judge of that.

—	MikeD, Mar 14 2011

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