Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Absolve Sins over Twitter
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Ordained priest responds to confessional tweets. Sins absolved online or by text message, conveniently and instantly. 120 characters or fewer.
Cuit_au_Four, Mar 25 2014


       could be automated, freeing up manpower for snow clearance and the like.
bs0u0155, Mar 25 2014

       Any sin you can summarize in less than 120 characters hardly counts.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 25 2014

       Oh I don't know about that.
po, Mar 25 2014

       Oh, come on. Even "including the chicken" adds 21 characters.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 25 2014

       Presumably "fiddling with little boys" gets you promotion and an immediate transfer to a parish a long way away …
8th of 7, Mar 25 2014

       Are you claiming Paypal Authority Bigs?
AusCan531, Mar 26 2014

       Ahhh, Paypal Infallibility...
8th of 7, Mar 26 2014

       Wa waa waaa   

       That's better than the "I heard this pope loves cats, someone told me he's a cat-oholic". Don't blame me, blame Milton Jones...
not_morrison_rm, Mar 26 2014

       We'd rather blame you, since we now have the sacks of feathers and the tar is nice and hot ...
8th of 7, Mar 26 2014

       Does Hail Mary etc. get chopped off at 120 character?
popbottle, Mar 27 2014

       My daily goal is to perform ~4/7 o the deadly sins each day. Absolving me would just make it less fun. [+] but, that's just me, I think there's still a market for your idea, even though I'm not in it
sophocles, Mar 27 2014

       You have committed The Unforgivable Sin by not fitting your message into 120 characters. Pleae repent, recount, and try again. (As for being a neo Nazi racist hatemongerimg kiddy fiddler - you're forgiven).
Edie, Apr 22 2024

Voice, Apr 22 2024

       ... , your honour.
pertinax, Apr 23 2024

Voice, Apr 23 2024

       He offered his honour She honoured his offer And all night it was Honour, offer, honour, offer
Edie, Apr 23 2024

       Thanks for the laugh
Voice, Apr 23 2024


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