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ai sexual device

computer operated vagina and penis
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What if there was a device that attached to a usb port on the back of a computer and simulated a vagina or Penis? A chat program could accompany the new electronic appendige in which users could chat and stimulate the others device over the internet. It would give a whole new meaning to cyber sex!!!!! Another mind boggling idea from hawko
hawko, Dec 14 2000

teledildonics (Jargon file entry) http://www.science..../teledildonics.html
That's what this (originally fictitious) field is usually called. [jutta, Dec 14 2000]

FUFME http://www.fufme.com
Analogous formation to "CUSeeMe", a popular teleconferencing application. [jutta, Dec 14 2000]

(?) Automated masturbatory device (US5501650) http://www.delphion...tent_number=5501650
I like the link labelled : "show 11 known family members..." [Detly, Dec 14 2000, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Remotely Operated Internet Erection Remotely_20Operated_20Internet_20Erection
[CecilL, Nov 14 2005]


       The two letter abbreviation you want to, erm, stick in there is "VR", not "AI". Artificial Intelligence has nothing to do with it.
jutta, Dec 14 2000

       You came up with those links pretty quickly Jutta.
hippo, Dec 14 2000

       I was sort of looking forward to reading about an ai sexual device. I figured it would learn about both of us and offer suggestions, demonstrate techniques, etc. You could leave it hooked up to the net and they could all interact with each other and exchange information, eventually creating the ultimate sex-partner helper/reference tool.   

absterge, Dec 14 2000

       Detly, that link only works for people who are subscribers. <You and PeterSealy should get together on this...>   

       Hippo, the FuFme one is one I've posted several times when this idea came <ahem> up again...
StarChaser, Jul 15 2001

       this is nothing new. i read an article about in Yahoo! Internet Life a few years back. theres already research and development into building entire suits for over-the-internet sex.
ironfroggy, Dec 29 2002

       We are getting to the point where a first-generation AI sex robot would be possible, though. I'm thinking it would just have two big buttons, one labelled "oh yeah baby, do it like that" and one that says "um, I guess that's alright," and it would generate vibration rhythms & patterns that you'd select between. (Genetic algorithms might work well.) I'd use it. <3
mungojelly, Nov 12 2005

       reading this made me realise the overapreciative sense that the "usb" concept is starting to get. i can hardly find a computer related idea that's not based on "usb". it's starting to be either something magical that makes everything possible and logical or, if not, something irrelevantly pleonastic. the next time i see "usb" i won't be surprised to find out it helps Tinkerbell bake muffins or something
sweet, Nov 13 2005

       [sweet] - it's because the "U" in "USB" stands for 'universal' -- what couldn't you do with something that's universal?
Detly, Nov 17 2005

       I keep reading the first word as "ai" (the Japanese word for "love") - and I imagine the Japanese may have already invented this.
phundug, Nov 17 2005

       I read this idea and immediately thought to myself, "what if both options were attached to the same computer?" Add in the underdeveloped AI element, and well... you might want to move your PC out of the bedroom.   

       Then of course, we have to start worrying about computers breeding, and stealing our jobs, and the little kiddy computers that had both mac and PC parents would get marginalized. Just a nightmare, really.
Smurfsahoy, Mar 20 2007

       I thought the idea was just going to be a drawing of a dildo in Adobe Illustrator.
theleopard, Mar 20 2007

       //What if there was a device that attached to a usb port on the back of a computer and simulated a vagina or Penis?//   

       But what if there wasn't?
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 20 2007

       HAL: "Bend over Dave"
marklar, Mar 21 2007


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