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||There is a baby crying phone App, so you can just hold your phone out the window.
||// you can just hold your phone out the window. //
||Why not just hold your baby out of the window ?
||You know how some talk show hosts just interrupt the
hell out of their guests and it always seems to work, and
how some people do this in real life? I've been taking
account of this lately, and sometimes there is a short or
long negotiation where the interrupter either stutters,
("its-its-its-its just that...), and sometimes its a contest
to see who can maintain their train of thought in the
of random restarts from the other side, like rebooting
two computers until one fully gets a remote operating
system and contol of the conversation, but sometimes,
and the perperators here are almost always jokers,
interrupters will use and extremely short but full volume
bleat that is followed by a jokey observation that
encourages appreciative laughter from all at the
welcome interlude from building logical structure, but
also establishes or changes social heirarchy.
||I propose auidio research of the vocalizations used in
these situations and car horn sounds based on the most
effective of them.
||Jesus that's a good idea!
||// police officer stopped behind you, with his
red and blue lights flashing, wiping
excrement off his windshield //
||"I'm terribly sorry, Officer, I was cleaning it
and it just went off
||fishbone for changing the idea...