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This is actually a dispenser to load items onto/into and
dispense them singly.
Let me explain: A small,disc that can rotate, with slots
pockets to load with candy, cigarettes, pretzels or even
pencils. Im thinking cylindrical objects like these would
work best. The disc gets loaded
and then attached to the
base through the buttonhole, just like a flower
boutonnière. Now one has easy access to these items.
I pictured a cigarette smoker just being able to turn
head and grab a ciggie hands-free. Or eating pretzels
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||Should incorporate a self-lighting mevhanism
||This would be nice to have attached to my blazer. If someone
would happen to ask for a sugary treat, I'd just say "help
yourself to my stash". I like this.
||...but you're just enabling now.
||[poc] wouldnt a self lighting Mechanism entail
some Spontaneous combustion?
||Can they be spring loaded so that they shoot out
like a jack in a box?
||Aim may be tricky. A cig up the nose would improve some
people's looks, but it might not suit everyone.
||Spring loaded pencils
Poke your eye out! Ha ha
||//Can they be spring loaded so that they shoot out like a jack
||Yes, but after field tests, Q needed to dial back the spring
force a bit as initial trials with agents resulted in a tragic loss
of willing state's witnesses, resulting in a loss of several
months of undercover work progress into the sport-coat gang.
||[+] Actually, with a job with high reach, and cordless tools, reaching for a screw coming from a lapel or epaulette has an appeal.