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butt wedge
never fish around for your undies again! | |
This snug and comfy croissant-shaped foam wedge, when inserted between the buttocks, will prevent underpants from creeping up where they are not welcome. Custom-made for a perfect fit, this wedge is essential for cheerleaders, waterpark users, college freshmen and those who tend to wear ill-fitting gotchies.
As a bonus, the butt-wedge will muffle embarrassing emissions. Not suitable for thong-wearers.
Camel Toe Preventer
http://www.halfbake..._20Lip_20Controller [DrCurry, Oct 05 2004]
Product Placement.
http://www.centurio...by.co.uk/wedge.html Wedge advertising. [Amos Kito, Oct 05 2004]
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Hm. If this is really a problem for you, see half's link on the Camel Toe idea for a product that might help. |
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gender-neutral, not for hiding body parts but eliminating the self-wedgie....... |
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FYI: In this one instance "half" is spelled "DrCurry" |
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Won't this wedge chafe as much as the wedgie it's preventing? |
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I thought this was to be a golf club specially designed to be used in the case of a specific, yet mind-bogglingly unlikely lie. |
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I thought this was to be a golf club specially designed to be used with the discarded portion of a used cigarette. |
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Yet another idea I wish I'd never looked at. I perceive hygiene issues. |
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I just knew that I should never have associated my name with that idea. I only wanted to make it go away. |
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I think that [bristolz] refers to confusion about the link. |
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[DrCurry] refers, in his link from this current idea to another idea, to a link that [half] posted on the idea to which [DrCurry]'s link refers. Does that clear it up? |
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Now I've got the song "Stuck in the Middle with You" running through my head.... damn! |
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Put a small chain on it and it would make a nifty little key buoy for boaters. |
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Sure, why not just put a big chain and a couple of padlocks on it and you could have a nifty fetish accessory, but the whole idea is still weird, sick and repulsive ..... |
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As the plumber bent over to work under the sink, and this big foul-smelling wedge-looking thing with a chain emerged from the back of his trousers, I had to laugh because...
What is that thing? (inspired by Jack Handy) |
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Damn you X2Entendre! You made me laugh so loud I woke up my wife. |
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One point here - need to practice very good "hygiene" or you're gonna get this thing stuck to your hairs. |
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The Wedgie could be used for self-defense, especially when someone is demanding a man's wallet. |
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Next would be laws against "brandishing a wedgie in public". |
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The Wedgie-Wallet could could be used where pick-pockets are a problem. |
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I love this site, but sometimes I shouldn't read while at work....was doing fine until I hit [X2Entendre] key buoy anno and then I lost it! :) |
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I prefer the term moose knuckle. |
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