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Build an extra long electric bass guitar and tune the strings really low
and connect it to an equalizer and pump the levels up and connect that
to a giant amplifier and put it in a place where people argue all the time
like a courtroom so that their arguments will resonate with the strings
with eachother and highlight the commonalities or at least just
make some crazy sounds.
||This would only work if the arguments were between
Barry White and that man who does the voiceovers
for movie adverts.
||You can turn the high frequencies up on the equalizer and
because the strings are so loose, the harmonics are brought
out and you will be also resonating with Micky Mouse and
the cloud of tse tse flies that follows him around. I've tried
this before. It gets really interesting mostly when you start
to get standing resonance with the background noise.
||to avoid that effect, lawyers would resort to mime.
||Well here is some bread for [Jesus]. I like this. +
||"Don't listen to the brown note people. It's your own trip and you can do what you want, but the brown note is bad."