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You're sitting in your cubical, bored and
trying to avoid working when suddenly
over the office intercom you hear "Knight
to Queen's pawn 3" Nothing happens for
a moment and then you belatedly realize:
This means you! So, you gather up your
stapler, pencils and calculator and move
cubicals up and one over and prepare
to do battle with the occupant of your new
office! Luckily, this time the cube is empty
(owing to the last set of layoffs) so you get
on with avoiding work, but next time...
||"...so I made it to the other end of the office and got promoted!"
||I wouldn't like to go against my dads boss. If he walks to work every day, why does my dads' boss look like Jabba the Hut?