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dirt 1/4 mile

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An offroad 1/4 mile course with whoops, jumps and other obstacles, 60 ft mark, jump hieght measurement, and electronic timeslips. find out who is faster through the desert, without having to go 250-1000 miles!
dpearce455, May 28 2003

A Whoop http://www.birdsire...02/april/hoopoe.jpg
[Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

A Timeslip http://www.trekship...adbury-timeslip.jpg
[Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

Crash in the whoop section http://www.mnracing...es2002/041402/1.jpg
Offscreen are 8 dirt bikes preparing to pummel this poor bastard while lapping him. [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]


       You seem to be having some difficulty understanding the idea name concept.   

       What are whoops?
waugsqueke, May 28 2003

       Whicker things, I think. But what are timeslips?
DrCurry, May 28 2003

       whoop=whoop-te-doodle - a series of jumps, kinda like moguls bulimic snow-skiiers bump over without the nasty puking/smoking.
thumbwax, May 28 2003

       Welcome d, you've made quite a first impression.
goober, May 28 2003

       Timeslips are what you fill out each week with your hours and client / matter number to give your temp agency so they know how much to pay you.
snarfyguy, May 28 2003

       Correction, snarfy. Timeslips are what you fill out every week so your temp agency can take the figure and dived in by 2, remove about 77% of the remainder and remove another 69.8% just for the hell of it. They then give you whatever is left, and expect you to be thankful.
sambwiches, May 28 2003

       Right you are [samb]. Correction noted.
snarfyguy, May 28 2003

       Dirt degrades? What is less than dirt? Lint? Poop?
bungston, May 29 2003

       Whoop dee doo. Noun, no pronoun, no wait. Article. Uhh... Verb?
emlyn, May 30 2003

rapid transit, May 31 2003


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