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Small, really I mean just small, normal size garden gnome to be fitted in any bodily orifice deemed apropriate. It vibrates, batteries included.

The gnome has a nose in a comfortable place.

zeno, Feb 27 2005

Gnome Ornaments http://www.searle.c...es/gifts/D2602B.JPG
Perhaps useful as a plug, but not a vibrator. Apologies for the explicit description. [contracts, Feb 27 2005]

elf's vibrator http://www.sexualit...l/sex/vibrator.html
not *my* elf! [po, Feb 27 2005]


       First of all, why is this in category 'product: emergency rescue'? Secondly, you seem to have the contradictory phrases "Small, really...small" and "normal size garden gnome" in the same sentence (because normal sized garden gnomes aren't really small), describing the exact same object.
Machiavelli, Feb 27 2005

       Well the emergency rescue comes a little bit later, Mach, when you have to explain to the paramedics that you were "naked, and slipped, and fell down on it. That's how it got there, and I'll thank you not to discuss this with anyone else."   

       Zeno, one of the most common features of a garden gnome is a pointy conical hat. [-]
contracts, Feb 27 2005

       //pointy conical hat// and often amusingly flopped over.
po, Feb 27 2005

       Have I done something wrong here?
gnomethang, Feb 27 2005

       No Gnomethang, not to my knowledge.   

       I thought your name had more to do with gnome as in geenome, you know, as in relation to dna-thingies
zeno, Feb 27 2005

       Of course! That makes sense, [contracts].
Machiavelli, Feb 27 2005

       Naah! [zeno] - more to do with a Sisters of Mercy song and an old moniker of "The Wizened Gnome".
p.s. Phew!
gnomethang, Feb 28 2005

       Nice links
zeno, Mar 02 2005


       Yes, it is one of those super-tacky garden gnomes. And yes, it's a dildo. I don't know too many people with a gnome fetish, but if you do, then you're in luck. This 14-inch (35 cm), tip to base, insertable gnome has an ergonomic design. At its thickest point it's 1 Ÿ-inch (4.5cm) in diameter. The little guy is pretty, um, big isn't he? If you're looking to get into some real fantasy role-play, the gnome is a must have. We recommend that you don't go stealing gnomes out of people's gardens.
skinflaps, Mar 02 2005

       You are in a maze of twisty tunnels, all alike. There is a gnome here.
Anyway, why would anyone would want to stick a gnome up their nose?
Ling, Mar 02 2005

       It is precisely the sort of thing we need to know: do people want gnomes that can be fitted nasaly?
zeno, Mar 08 2005

       nothing like the halfbakery to discover what your spous is about. If it hadn't been for the crosslinking I would never have found this.   

       [zeno] I just love the way your foul little mind works.
Susan, Sep 13 2005


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