Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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gore vidal sassoon salon

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While you have your tonsorial needs attended to, you are able read something more illuminating than "Hideous and Desperate For Publicity So-Called-Celebrity Shagathon, (Including free "Look at Those Frickin Tucks, Man!)" or "Your Knob's Tiny, So Here Are Some Big Shiny Cars You Can't Afford That Would Make you Feel More Manly".

I tried to include Siegfried Sassoon in this, but even I balked at the shockingly inept wordplay I was producing.

Murdoch, Oct 28 2008

Wikipedia: Gore Vidal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gore_Vidal
[jutta, Oct 28 2008]

Wikipedia: Vidal Sassoon http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Vidal_Sassoon
[jutta, Oct 28 2008]

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Food version. [Spacecoyote, Oct 30 2008]


phoenix, Oct 28 2008

       What are you having trouble with, my dear?
Murdoch, Oct 28 2008

       I don't understand why you didn't make it carbon-neutral.
jutta, Oct 28 2008

       This idea is nothing more than a calculated insult to baldies, the intellectually challenged, and afficionados of WW1 poetry.   

       Well done. [+]
8th of 7, Oct 28 2008

       I thought this has something to do with being attacked by a bull...whilst getting a haircut.
Texticle, Oct 28 2008

       "I don't understand why you didn't make it carbon-neutral."
Or include a parental warning.
phoenix, Oct 28 2008

       "Coming up next, the Vidal Siegfried Sassoon Saloon, a drinking-establishment- cum-hairdressing salon themed on a World War One trench, with live poetry recitals, poker games, cheap redeye whisky, hairdryers, knee deep mud, fist-fights with lots of chairs beeing broken, whifs of mustard gas, curling tongs, and occasional German shelling............"
8th of 7, Oct 28 2008

       Wierd Al Gore Vidal Sassoon Saloon Salon, or
Dave Tipper Gore Vidal Sassoon Saloon Salon.

       As you were.
phoenix, Oct 29 2008

       How about the Siegfried Egg breakfast bar?
xenzag, Oct 29 2008

       //Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon Saloon Salon// Classic
zen_tom, Oct 29 2008

       phoenix is winning by several lengths at the mo'. I nearly drowned in tears of laughter at that last anno.
Murdoch, Oct 29 2008

       I'm not even going to attempt to outwit you twits on this one.   

       <sits in audience>
wagster, Oct 30 2008

       "The Bells, the Bells ..."
8th of 7, Nov 06 2012


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