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lightweight comfortable gloves impregnated with cleaning fluid (and handcream) allows you to valet your keyboard as you type. simples!
Like these. But betterer.
http://agomax.manuf...-Cleaning-Glove.htm Standard, rub of the mill cleaning gloves. [Jinbish, Aug 11 2009]
Specialist touch-typing gloves
http://ancient.manu...08048652/Gloves.htm Let's see your words per minute in these babies! [Jinbish, Aug 11 2009]
Dilbert's towel philosophy
http://furrowed-bro...dom-of-dilbert.html Only tangentially related, but I thought I'd post it anyway. [Gamma48, Aug 12 2009]
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A few things: Are they antistatic? (For getting into those nooks and crannies) Wouldn't you have to type "TheQuickbrownfoxjumpsover thelazydog 11223344556677889900--=+!,? |
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P.S. I think you should conclude all of your ideas with 'simples!' from now on. (Don't forget to suck your teeth!) |
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how do you spell that kiss your teeth thingy? |
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I think its quite possible that MRSA, bird flu & swine flu all originated from keyboard mutants (possibly my keyboard mutants) |
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those mitts are laugh out loud funny. perhaps I should rename the idea mutant mitts. |
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they're probably disposable - might last a few days... |
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//squeezed out, rinsed, and re-impregnated // oooh you are awful but I like you! |
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//Wouldn't you have to type "TheQuickbrownfox..// No, just type what you normally do. Your gloved fingers will hit the grimier keys more often than the not-so-grimy keys. Very Tao. |
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//Wouldn't you have to type "TheQuickbrownfoxjumpsover thelazydog // - "TheQuickbrownfox..." is so last-century - now the cool pangram is "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz". |
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ahem, is that a euphemism? |
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i v[E JUsFT tRI./ed This -Wii'th Vasal-i0ne @ MY H0AND k8eeps Slipp0ing! |
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[[[waves]]] bored with twitter then? hee hee. |
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Could be soothing after a hot curry? I've heard of people keeping toilet paper in the fridge for just that purpose. |
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Oh, you mean you must try *twitter*?! |
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I think it needs flip-over files to reach in between the keys, picture Edward Scissorhands. |
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