Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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meowing dog

specially trained dogs sound like cats
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Through specialized training, dogs could be taught to meow like cats. Wealthy people would pay a lot for them.
narbotic, May 24 2000

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       A creature that purrs and meows, and then slobbers in your face saying hello? Let me off this planet, NOW!
jetckalz, Jun 23 2000

       I'm afraid I just submitted 'Dog Faces for Cats', just across the road and round the corner. Then I came here on my way to the shops. I shall now withdraw my pending patent, as your idea is far better. You have my vote, and I thank you.
eehen, Jul 09 2000

       Assuming that the animal didn't simply bite your head off, wouldn't a feline with a dog mask be a meowing "dog"?
supercat, Jul 19 2000

       Eunuch terriers
thumbwax, Oct 05 2000

       Why not get an attack parrot? You can make them sound like dogs, cats, elephants, horses, machine guns, ... and those beaks are quite dangerous.
arghblah, Apr 20 2001

       You've not heard the appropriate joke, obviously. "How do you get a dog to sound like a cat?" "Freeze it and and cut it up with a bandsaw. MEEEOOOWWWWW!"   

       Or the alternative: "How do you get a cat to sound like a dog?" "Stick it in a barrel of gasoline, and add a match. WHOOF!"
grab, Jun 28 2001

       I already have a meowing dog. He is a balinese cat named Sara Dan. He is as friendly as a dog and follows us around the house at all times.
Megameow, Jun 13 2002

       sorry mega, but how is this cat - a dog?
po, Jun 13 2002

       Baked. Our Shih Tzu can do cat impressions.
8th of 7, Jun 13 2002

       You mean it sleeps a lot?
angel, Jun 13 2002

       Oh yes - if he doesn't get his 18 hours in he gets really grumpy ......
8th of 7, Jun 13 2002

       buy a cat and give it bad breath
reheated, Nov 23 2002


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