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outerunderwear

underwear prints on the outside
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For ladies. Normal looking, plain-jane tight pants eg sportsware would be more interesting if there was a pattern on the crotch area. I've noticed the last few years pants/shorts have things written on the butt. How about something written on the crotch? Ok less room. So put a pattern in that area on otherwise plain pants. I think it would be sexy. Don'tcha think?
dermot, May 04 2003

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       It could mimick that bumper-sticker " if you can read this, you're too close " etc.
peter2, May 04 2003
  

       Man, I miss the Knight Rider pants I had as a child.
friendlyfire, May 04 2003
  

       Knight Rider pants - wow. Did they have that little red light running back and forth on the front of them? I'm taking it for granted that they could talk.
dustmonkey, May 04 2003
  

       How is this underwear on the outside? (Cf Dolce & Gabbana's bra dresses.)   

       This is pants with writing on the crotch. Saying what? "Not in a million years?" "Yes, under the right circumstances?"   

       I'm not sure where you've seen pants with writing on the butt, [derm], other than brand labels. I admit, Seven for All Mankind does seem like editorializing, but it's a brand. (Great jeans.)
grecosartre, May 04 2003
  

       [dustmonkey] Lamentably, no they didn't, and no they couldn't. They just had a cool picture of KITT plastered across my bits. I also had A-Team and Airwolf pants.   

       I now have the best boxers on earth, chanced upon in the Warner Brothers shop, and Hurrah! available in adult sizes. It's a grand feeling, having "Batman of the Future" emblazoned across my knackers.   

       Accurate, too.
friendlyfire, May 04 2003
  

       //I'm not sure where you've seen pants with writing on the butt, [derm], other than brand labels.//   

       Well, not jeans, but definatly pajamas, sweatpants, windpants and shorts. I see them all the time on girls at my school.   

       Writting on the other side of the butt is just pointless. Guys find girls butts attractive and tend to look at them, so thats why the writting is there.
DarkRanger, May 04 2003
  

       well I guess Outerunderwear was a misnomer. But perhaps if the design looked like a thong or something. That'd be hot. Yea men like looking at butts, but correct me if I'm wrong, we just need more to draw our attention to the front. And writing on butts started in schools I think. Pervy school outerwear makers no doubt. I think it would work pretty well - it may not be what you want your daughter to wear but perhaps what you want a sexy girl in a club to wear. I don't think denim is the best medium though. Maybe those tight at the top loose at the bottom sweats that seem in fashion right now.
dermot, May 05 2003
  

       I saw a 21-year old girl this weekend wearing tight sweats that had "daddy's girl" written across her butt. She was with her father and sister.   

       I was sickened.   

       Then I looked at her butt again.
mahatma, May 05 2003
  

       Acuatly, mybe writting on the front of jeans wouldnt be so bad to think of it...
DarkRanger, May 06 2003
  

       [clintoncole] I'm stumped. I'm speechless. That's Peter Cook mad that is.
jonthegeologist, Feb 06 2004
  

       To really make people stop and look, why not put a picture of a rear end on the front end.
hob, Feb 06 2004
  

       Didn't Madonna bake this long ago ?
normzone, Feb 06 2004
  

       I can't believe you all are saying that you think guys don't look at a lady's crotch.
drememynd, Aug 11 2007
  
      
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