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Waiting tunes of various companies with videos and memes
Our website stores most of the waiting tunes. If you want
you can upload your own.
Take the waiting tune of your favorite company that you
spending time with, and which you can't fall asleep without.
to it a slide show or videos from Fall-Down or Monty Python
Holy Grail or
whatever you find appropriate, and publish.
If you just want to listen to the waiting tune without video,
or wish to play it
back to them when they finally answer, do so with our great
You don't have to wait anymore for your favorite tune.
yourself and wait for as long as you want.
Anything may be possible at ZomboCom [sninctown, Jul 02 2020]
||You seem to be proposing a website where people can mashup
music with video. OK, suppose I do this - what has this to do
with my on-hold experience? When actually on hold, I'm still
getting the music by itself, not the mashup - unless you're
proposing that companies with call centres integrate their call
centre software with your website, recognise me by my phone
number and then play me my mashup (on my smartphone?)
while I'm on hold.
||This really is only for people who enjoy on-hold music per se.
||OK, I didn't know those people existed. [=]
||What pert said. (I find waiting time sacred. It's a
perfect break to say howdy to God/Source, and to
have a chat.)
||It works for people who want to laugh.
||The videos are shared and go viral. You watch one that you
recieved on a whatsapp group. Then the next time you have
to listen to that tune on the phone you remember the vid
and giggle to yourself.
||Next thing, you find yourself looking at the funny videos for
other on-hold tunes, join the masses by creating your own,
and then all of a sudden you have the on-hold music playing
for hours in the background and driving your family crazy.
||bliss, so if you play that music in the background you get to
prolong the sacredness of your time. No?
||That would be awesome. The longer the better.
||The coming future where everyone instantly knows my name and what I like, and I can't escape my own bubble.