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This restaurant would have a caveman/hunter-
theme. The decor would be of rocks and unshaped
Tables are stone slabs, chairs are boulders and
Foods would be such as nuts, fruits, berries, and
of fire roasted meat. No tableware is needed, throw
bone on the floor. Speaking in audible grunts is
Open fires are placed here and there.
EDIT: bits of cleaned furry animal skin is provided for
use as napkins. A temperature differential is created
and fires are kept hot enough to pull smoke through
the roof. Dogs roam and are free to pick bones up off
In a far corner half naked women stomp to the beat
of drums, in the other corner it's half naked men.
Here fermented fruit and early versions of mead is
Here it is [nineteenthly, Sep 09 2010]
Similar ambiance, more foosting. [zen_tom, Sep 09 2010]
Considered "Haute Cuisine" by some alleged higher primates. [8th of 7, Sep 09 2010]
||Similar to my "Mesozoic restaurant" in some ways, which is on here
||baked: my backyard... minus nuts fruits berries, plus beer.
||So, like a normal restaurant except for the comfort and good
||// caveman/hunter-gatherer theme //
||Some potential clients (i.e. the Welsh) might be put off by such an upmarket and swanky establishment, where there's actually a menu (albeit one where the patron points at a painting on the wall) rather than just eating raw sheep, rocks, or seaweed <link>.
||And if your credit card is declined, a giant carnivorous dinosaur head descends from the fake understory and eats you, similar to that scene in Jurassic Park where the Tyrannosaurus Rex ate the lawyer? I'd bun for that [+].