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pressurized drinking vessel
Just press the 'activate' button and the liquid shoots into your mouth instantly (equipped with customizable electronic controls)
Now drinking can come with zero effort. This is especially useful when you are too drunk to actually pick up the bottle and drink out of it.
||Baked by countless students - just shake up the can and pierce it. Its called a shotgun.